ode to a tiny green lump i found in my belly button

well as you can see i'm totally bored. so bored that i'm quoting hitch hikers guide to the galaxy. todays title came from the first book in the five book trilogy. that made me wonder, how can it be a trilogy if there are five books. sorry if i wasted anyones precious time in writing this for the general public to read.

A mid school's day mistake 2

Why today? There's too much to do. GAH!! I just want this nightmare of a life to change. I'm bored of all the drudgery of school and all that fucking homework of mine. Sebastian yawned with great vigor. Standing he noticed something on the sheets. "Fuck" he intoned under his breath. I must have pissed myself. Too embarrassed to tell anyone he grabbed up his sheets and took them downstairs to the washer. Luckily for Sebastian no one else was awake and his father had already left for his shift at the Mine. A deadly quiet surrounded him and sent a chill down his spine. He turned on the washer and went back upstairs to the shower. Ahhh to be the first in is always a treat.
Water cascaded down his back, spilling over his shoulders and down his front. A sudden urge came over him and he felt excited. Looking down he realized what was happening and blushed. Is this going to happen every time I'm in the shower or what. Sighing Sebastian decided to try and think of something else. So of course music started popping into his head. And it's go boys go, they'll time your every breath... And song after song came to him as he washed himself. Every now and then he'd feel inclined to singing a line here and there. He could have listened to the radio but nothing was on in the mornings. Nothing of interest anyways.

A mid school's day mistake 1

Go with the flow man, see where it takes you. Why the hell did i listen to him. I'm going to smash his brains in if i get out of this. Great waves of rage welled up in Sebastian as these thoughts came to him. He picked up a rock from the riverside. Muscles tensed as he threw all his emotions all his rage and pent up hatred into that one stone. It flew through the air in a smooth arc barely caressing the setting suns rays. It hit the other bank with an almost sickening thud. Spent from that small feat and the days events Sebastian lay down and drifted into sweet nothingness. Only to be haunted by his fears in his sleep.

Sebastian woke with a start, only to realize it was only a dream. He slowly sunk back onto his warm bed. Sleep attacked his eyes so he fought back with his fist, rubbing away futilely. The only way he was going to wake up fully was to have a shower, but even that seemed like a hard task. For one everyone else in the house would be "fighting" for the shower. It wasn't actual fighting tho. it was just that one would get there before another and the other would wait impatiently in their room. But the true problem was that it was so damn hard to get out of that warm, comfy bed. Even if he got out of bed and turned off the alarm clock across the room he would end up back in the bed and fall asleep.